“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
Mac, Canadian 18 year old girl, Trying to figure out what I want to do, hopefully it will involve art.
was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
he who must not be laid
In Norwegian, you don’t refer to your romantic partner as a “boyfriend” or “girlfriend”. You say “kjæreste”, which is gender neutral and literally translates to “the dearest”.
and in swedish you refer to…
when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper
friends are constantly coming to me for advice about their relationships and love lives and i’m just
My parents believe that I’m the only teenager that: is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, is constantly emitting high energy gamma rays & levitates in midair while chanting in an unknown language
Album: Ghost Stories