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Mac, Canadian 18 year old girl, Trying to figure out what I want to do, hopefully it will involve art.

“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer


geekishchic:

itseasytoremember:

capslockapocalypse:

letmusicsetyoufreee:

frankienathanieljonas:

bubblelumps:

was voldemort a virgin

#did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin

Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy. 

TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX

doing the do with you know who

he who must not be laid

beantownbailout:

mustaleski:

matildathedragonfly:

knownorwegian:

In Norwegian, you don’t refer to your romantic partner as a “boyfriend” or “girlfriend”. You say “kjæreste”, which is gender neutral and literally translates to “the dearest”.

and in swedish you refer to…

jewishsanta:

when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper

shewhohangsoutincemeteries:

friends are constantly coming to me for advice about their relationships and love lives and i’m just

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Happy Easter followers!

  • me: who is that
  • me: what are you talking about
  • me: I don't know what that is
  • me: wait what
  • landorus:

    my #1 turn on is fast downloading


    youknowyourebritishwhen:

The Definitive Stereotype Map Of Britain And Ireland

    dovvnload:

    My parents believe that I’m the only teenager that: is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, is constantly emitting high energy gamma rays & levitates in midair while chanting in an unknown language

    Artist: UnknownColdplay
    Title: UnknownMagic
    Album: UnknownGhost Stories
    Plays: 1,600,225


    amifutami:

    what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect

    (Source: amifutami-remade)